Remember, we’re madly in love, so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood
This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.
Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire
What? They can’t hurt me, there’s no one left I love.
NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this