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rupelover:

Kids reacting to their parents taking a Harry Potter quiz

this is fucking gold.

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keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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Anonymous pondered: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

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"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

Kid in my lit class

Simple yet very true.

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wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

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smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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We’re all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it.

movies you have to see: the breakfast club

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People grabbing Sherlock

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tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

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THE MARAUDER'S MAP: "The magic used in the map’s creation is advanced and impressive; it includes the Homonculous Charm, enabling the possessor of the map to track the movements of every person in the castle, and it was also enchanted to forever repel (as insultingly as possible) the curiosity of their nemesis, Severus Snape."
THE MARAUDER'S MAP: "The magic used in the map’s creation is advanced and impressive; it includes the Homonculous Charm, enabling the possessor of the map to track the movements of every person in the castle, and it was also enchanted to forever repel (as insultingly as possible) the curiosity of their nemesis, Severus Snape."

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"

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

"

— On Both Knees | alfaazkibarsaaat (via alfaazkibarsaaat)
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